Economic Stimulus Package

From Politically Incorrect Postmodern Dictionary

In the words of the early 21st century President, Barack Obama, "an economic stimulus package is a spending package." It follows from this that any spending package qualifies as an economic stimulus package (and, clearly, any spending package induces some economic stimulus). Since it would be undemocratic to consider the ratio of stimulus to spending to be a matter of some importance, we will not do so here.